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Select A Funny SMS message, press the "select All" button then press your right mouse button over the highlighted text and copy it. Then click Send button (right) and a new window will open, right click & Paste your Message in the text field and type the recipients Phone Number in International format Note: We are only allowed 30,000 messages in our daily template :-( So if you get a "Daily Template Limit Reached" message...please try again later.If the send button fails to work, you can try using other free SMS portals Here.


		DONT LOOK DOWN

	2 men, 1 walking a tightrope, the other getting a blowjob from a 75yr old woman. wat r they both thinkin..


		GAY SPERM

	What did one gay sperm say to another? . . . . How do we find an egg in all of this shit!


		LETHAL

	Lennox Lewis has sensationally turned down £48 million to fight Harold Shipman. Lennox said "that fucking jabs lethal!"

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		ANIMAL

	Wot kind of animal has a cunt halfway up its back? . . . . a police horse!


		1ST TIMER

	man walks in2 a pub orders a drink and sits down looking upset.the barman says wots up mate 2 which the man replies,i got my 1st blowjob 2day,y are u so upset the barman replies 2 which the man says,i cant take the fucking taste outta my mouth!!!


	TALIBAN UNDERWEAR

		How does a member of the Taliban figure out how to put on underwear? . . . . Brown to the back, yellow to the front!

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		YOUR DOUBLE

	Just met your double. I swear it was U. I even shouted ur name. U just ingnored me + carried on poking your finger up your arse and eating your banana !


		CURE

	there is a new cure out for `aids`its called parkinsons disease: you shake it off in a week


		MOMMY

	Mommy, Mommy! Can I wear a bra now? I'm 16.... . . . . Shut up, Albert !


		FILTHY GRANNY

	A boy says 2 his mum. "Y has nan got a prune hangin from her fanny". His mother says "It's not a prune it's her clitoris". He replies "Fuckin tastes like a prune".


		NICE ASS

	I think i should tell u what people r saying behind ur back... . . . ..NICE ASS!!!


		ALCOHOL WARNING

	Consumption of alcohol may cause you tell the same story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

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