Send Free Funny SMS Messages

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Select A Free Funny SMS message, press the "select All" button then press your right mouse button over the highlighted text and copy it. Then click Send button (right) and a new window will open, right click & Paste your Message in the text field and type the recipients Phone Number in International format Note: We are only allowed 30,000 messages in our daily template :-( So if you get a "Daily Template Limit Reached" message...please try again later.If the send button fails to work, you can try using other free SMS portals Here.


	FRIENDS

		a good friend is like a bra, hard 2 find, comfortable, supportive, stops u from fallin, holds u tight & is always close to ur haeart, oh & u aint that bra so fuck off !

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		MUM

	In a garden up a tree,make her wet make her pee.Stick it in n do ur thing do it hard & make her sing!When ur done fucking her bum take her home n fuck her mum!!


		TOPPED

	Ice cream man laid in his van covered in raspberry sauce,hundred and thousands, and a flake stuck in his ear......police think he was topped


		PRESS DOWN

	Press Down . . . Press Down . . . Press Down . . . Jump Off A Cliff . . . Damn I got greedy!


	FRIENDS

		a good friend is like a bra, hard 2 find, comfortable, supportive, stops u from fallin, holds u tight & is always close to ur haeart, oh & u aint that bra so fuck off !

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		QUESTION

	Q.If a woman is uncomfortable watching u wank,do you think A. U need more time 2gether,B. she's a fucking prude C. She should have sat elsewhere on the bus


		PISSY SMELL

	WHAT STANDS 100 FEET IN THE AIR AND STINKS OFF PISS


		SEXY

	This is magic press down 12 times and u will become SEXY!! .. .. at your age u still belive in magic STUPID ASS!!


		GERMANS

	How many German players does it take to win a world cup??? . . . . . More than 11. Ask Brazil!


		PIMP

	Who is the biggest PIMP? . . . . Your MUM bcoz she tells u to look for a man with a good job


		PUB

	I guy walks into a pub and shouts . "all you on the lefthand side are bastards and you lot on the righthand side are cunts. . "im not a cunt!" . "get on the bastard side then"


		RIM

	There was a young lady from berlin who had a mighty big Quim it was'nt the size that attracted the flies but the jelly that hung round the rim!


		MANY FISH

	there may be many fish in the sea but your the only one i want to mount over my fire place!!

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